This just proves Congress wouldn’t be able to create a new Department of Dinosaur Affairs because even in fiction it’s a gridlock of an institution.TBH a lot of the Massachusetts Minutemen and other militia had to deal with wild animals, Native Americans, and the French… plus other English colonists. So… not 100% wrong? Torvosaurus fact sheet Dinosaur Facts T-Shirt “If Congress was on fire, they still wouldn’t be able to pass a ‘Pour Water on Congress Act.’ ”
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I feel like Homeland and the FBI would get in a huge bureaucratic fight over who gets to hunt the dinos. Torvosaurus fact sheet Dinosaur Facts T-Shirt States would then argue it shouldn’t be a federal issue and they should just use their national guards to do it. The Supreme Court would tell every one to STFU to see what the founding fathers said about hunting Dinos. The military industrial complex would convince the president they should invade a third world country to solve the issue. PMCs would be running adds to get hired to hunt the Dinos might actually be good at it,
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Torvosaurus fact sheet Dinosaur Facts T-Shirt but wouldn’t actually solve the problem in a definitive way because to do so would end their source of income. And about twenty four years later, three presidents, and over five million Dino related deaths later we’d finally have a bill that would get shot down in the house or senate. The real CIA would be funneling the dinosaurs into minority communities, is that what happened in the movie? Don’t forget about giving the dinosaurs LSD to try to mind control them. Or using them to assassinate democratically elected leaders.
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