Which is why I’m going to be taking my Ala Mhigan Goblet housing decor to my house in the Beds. Because fuck the HOA, this Highlander got in! What are the elementals going to do? I’m like the Whitiest of White Mages now. They are my bitch.So like bunches of years ago there were wizards living in the forest who figured out how to get the sweetest of majjycks by basically lighting all the ambient magic around them on fire. The Elementals were all, Softball that’s my granddaughter out there shirt but we’re ambient magic, and the wizards said, but we need to chain-cast Holy dozens of times because the goth wizards over there are also lighting all the ambient magic around them on fire, and they’re using that to make actual fire. So the Elementals were all, oh, okay, we see the issue here, and dunked the entire continent underwater for a while.
Softball that’s my granddaughter out there shirt, ladies tee, tank top, v neck
After things settled down, they called up the birds and were all, we bet you lot won’t be quite as assholish, and the Ixal were all, oh, we’ll surprise you. After bunches more years the Elementals got sick of them going all Ferngully on the trees and posting pictures of themselves with the endangered rhinos they’d killed on Facebook and were all, get out. Leave your wings. We’re keeping those. Then they went to the assorted elves and humans who had gone and built Menzoberranzan under the forest and were all, Softball that’s my granddaughter out there shirt okay, second chance. We’ll let you back in if you promise to murder anyone who breaks a twig without our go-ahead and occasionally imply you’re sacrificing people to the crops. Here, have some creepy horned children.
Softball that’s my granddaughter out there sweatshirt, hoodie
So now the Ixal want to burn down the forest out of revenge for having to walk places and the drow are cross because like three quarters of the population buggered off from Menzoberranzan all, have fun maintaining an underground city by yourselves and not have it turned into a scary haunted ruin. And to everyone’s chagrin, the catgirls have given absolutely zero fucks about any of this at any time.Going off the lancer and archer questlines, a little tiny bit maybe??? I just remember the archer one wasn’t too bad and more of a, “Dont question our ways catgirl.” Softball that’s my granddaughter out there shirt And lancer the dude got screwed because of old allies and a dash of duskelf hate. The archer one was one dude who hated the mooncat because he thought with his dick and royally screwed up a job that involved another mooncat girl. That was more projection than racism.