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A priest, a nun, a horse, I’m Not The Hero You Wanted. I’m The Monster You Needed T-Shirt a rabbit named Doland Trump, three cats that are all named Bilbo that are all controlled by the same conscious hivemind, two carpenters, and a partridge in a pear tree walk into a bar. The bartender is an orc dressed as “a butler holding a giant spoon,” but she wasn’t actually holding one.”What’ll it be tonight?” the bartendress asked the crowd.”I’ll have a small plate. Not a small plate of food; I literally want to eat a tiny plate,” said the priest.

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“I’m sure there’s some kind of religious joke that I just cracked right there.” The nun tried to smile, but the horse rolled its eyes while letting out a sarcastic fart.”I want steak!” cried Doland Trump. “A wall of steaks! To keep out everything that isn’t a steak!” “He always unreasonable, but Doland can be quite charming,” I’m Not The Hero You Wanted. I’m The Monster You Needed T-Shirt said one of the carpenters. “BARKBARKBARK!” said the other, as if he were a dog Oo thanks! The whole thing came to me at 2 in the morning. It could be my…magnum postpus…!!!

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“What did that have anything to do with us arresting you for posting?” said the officer.”Don’t you get it? I’ve already posted this. THIS. Everything I said, and everything that’s happened right now.” I don’t even need quotation marks to signify me speaking because I’m the one talking. I’m Not The Hero You Wanted. I’m The Monster You Needed T-Shirt ‘m the one in charge. It’s me. I’ve posted before you even said the word “post.” And that, boys and girls, iz y u post b4 u boast.

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